married to trouble

sonic-hip-attack:

intheshadowofyggdrasil:

ambassadorofchristjesus:

Kinda graphic but so accurate! This is what happen when we go against God’s order and design.

Wait, what is “God’s order and design” again? Jesus never said anything about plugs, to the best of my knowledge. 

Uh, if the two outy plugs are “gay marriage” (aka, two men), then isn’t the two inny plugs gay marriage between two women? Logic fail.

This is the gotdamned most ignorant pile of crap thing I have seen on my dash this day.

“This is what happens when we go against God’s design”, really???  First of all, to my knowledge human beings designed and invented plugs and plug sockets.  Second of all, if marriage is just about which genitalia fit into what holes, you’re the one who doesn’t get the sanctity of it you fucking clueless piece of shit.  Third of all, since we’re using plugs to describe our sex lives: fuck you.  You don’t tell me what kind of plug to put in my socket or what kind of adapters I use to do so.  I don’t go to your house and regulate how your plug sockets are configured; I’d expect the same courtesy from you, dickcheese.