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cockhungryprince:

things you are for being a virgin

  • a virgin

things you aren’t for being a virgin

  • a unicorn
  • better
  • a unicorn
  • a girl who values herself
  • a unicorn
  • cute socially awkward snowflake
  • A MOTHERFUCKING UNICORN FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

This is true; I have had tons of sex and I am still a unicorn.

(Source: earthbytes, via baconbeernboobs)

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