married to trouble

NOOOOOO NOT ONE OF THEEESSSSEEEE

Right.  Fine.  I will list the facts.  but I should be asleep right now so I am not wasting any more of my precious time getting myself all anxious about who I should tag and who I shouldn’t tag and oh god will they ignore me or even worse get tagged by like a bunch of different people and get really annoyed and

okay anyway now that you’ve ridden on that train of thought…

1. I really am awful at coming up with interesting facts about myself, and every time I have to I write a bunch of lame shit and then think of interesting things later when it’s TOO LATE.
2. I have pretty bad insomnia OBVIOUSLY
3. I have amazing friends who love me and I have no idea why, I suspect someone has bribed them with delicious candies and/or magnificent jewels.
4. I make magnificent jewels.  Well jewelry.  It’s pretty.
5. I really would like to be high right now because then I could fucking SLEEP
6. The white streak in my hair is in fact natural; I did not put it there.
7. I really like kittens.  I mean like the cat girl in the dating video.  If I talk about how much I like kittens, I will probably start crying too.
8. Goddamn it I am so tired I hate my body I hate my brain
9. Actually I don’t hate myself at all I think I am pretty dang awesome and if I can fool myself than I can fool everybody
10. I am in a Mood right now

WELP HOPE YOU ENJOYED THANK YOU COME AGAIN