Posts tagged Jesus
married to trouble
How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.
Escaping Criticism, 1874, by Pere Borrell del Caso
#I’m laughing really hard at this #what the fuck did you just say about my painting bitch? #How bout you say it to my face and not a picture #that’s right I’m fucking real #try criticizing this punch to the face I’ve got for ya
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Conservative Perspective: Sooooooo fucking tired of killjoy atheist groups.
During the 9/11 search and rescue and recovery, two beams that were found were connected in the form of a cross. It became a symbol of hope (just like the flag that stood in the rubble) for the rescuers.
It is now on display in the 9/11 memorial with other artifacts.
Buuuuut…….one of those…
FUck, I just hate all these atheists coming in with their Constitution and their ideals upon which the country was founded and their understanding of how secular principals in government is actually beneficial for all religions because they’re just really draggin me down. I can’t fucking believe they’re making me confront my illusions by forcing me to acknowledge that not every single person in America believes in the particularly narrow vision of God that I do. It’s so unfair! Why can’t I just go on marginalizing everyone who is not exactly like me and, at the same time, using their tax dollars to actively promote my religious superstitions!? WAH!
Oh and a cross-shaped piece of metal being found in the rubble of destroyed buildings? What’re the chances of THAT happening? WHAT A MIRACLE.
(Source: onenationundergod)
Only Christ can overcome this demonic power that controls them.
This tract is just fucking priceless.
(Source: ohnojackchick)
Cool…when are we gonna start that?
(via skepticalavenger)
Every time I see this image, this is the conversation that pops up in my head:
“Jesus, what the hell are you doing in here without scrubs? And no surgical mask, with that fucking beard, are you SERIOUS Jesus?”
“Hey man, chekkit out, Imma heal this guy right here.”
“Jesus, we’ve got thi—dude, don’t lean on me! I’m performing delicate surgery here!”
“No dog, srsly, srsly, I got this.”
“I said off—” *sniff sniff* ”Are you drunk?”
“I jus’ turned a lil’ Aquafina into aqua-VINO, if you get wh’am sayin’ ha ha ha.”
“Dude I swear I’m going to renounce my Christianity if you don’t get the fuck out of this operating room right now.”
(Source: jesusislove, via baconbeernboobs)
(Source: busterblader, via unfriendlyatheist-deactivated20)
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Secular forms of entertainment…leave you speechless.
And that’s why they used to not let the common people read the Bible…
or even read, really.
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Ha! Psychic Jesus knows when you j/o!!
-Tyler
Welp, since I’m already damned I might as well just go on and keep doing it.
(Source: faqueers)
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Jesus Was a Socialist
‘… The believers were together and had everything in common. Selling their possessions and goods, they gave to anyone as he had need’ .. (Acts 2.42)
I’m sure that now its been brought to your attention all of you GOP Presidential candidates, right-wing religious politicians, tea-partiers, and assorted wingnuts will want to embrace the teachings of the bible fully, turn your backs on capitalism, and support a truly Socialist America ?
Excellent. Thank you.
Ellie
sorry jesus cant hear you over the sound of MURRICAN FREEDOM
MERICA!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!
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What is Life?
They said it’s from B to D.
What’s B to D?
It’s from BIRTH to DEATH, so life starts the day we were born and ends the day we die.
But what is between B and D?
It’s C.
What is C?
CHRIST
who gave the meaning of our existence.
Live it well.
Well I say it’s from C to D- conception to death.
What’s between C and D?
NOTHING, JUST LIKE YOUR LIFE
I think C stands for Crap.
Crap.
(Source: half-blood-sorceress, via unfriendlyatheist-deactivated20)
