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Why does he need so much money? Child prostitutes must be expensive.
He can create all of the universe and answer our prayers and make miracles happen but for some reason he just can’t keep his finances straight.
You know what I think it is.
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.
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Not trying to offend anyone but this guy is genius.
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This is why i love Carlin. R.I.P.
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I love this man. His quote for the American Dream was adorable.
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