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How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

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sonic-hip-attack:

intheshadowofyggdrasil:

ambassadorofchristjesus:

Kinda graphic but so accurate! This is what happen when we go against God’s order and design.


Wait, what is “God’s order and design” again? Jesus never said anything about plugs, to the best of my knowledge. 


Uh, if the two outy plugs are “gay marriage” (aka, two men), then isn’t the two inny plugs gay marriage between two women? Logic fail.

This is the gotdamned most ignorant pile of crap thing I have seen on my dash this day.
“This is what happens when we go against God’s design”, really???  First of all, to my knowledge human beings designed and invented plugs and plug sockets.  Second of all, if marriage is just about which genitalia fit into what holes, you’re the one who doesn’t get the sanctity of it you fucking clueless piece of shit.  Third of all, since we’re using plugs to describe our sex lives: fuck you.  You don’t tell me what kind of plug to put in my socket or what kind of adapters I use to do so.  I don’t go to your house and regulate how your plug sockets are configured; I’d expect the same courtesy from you, dickcheese.

sonic-hip-attack:

intheshadowofyggdrasil:

ambassadorofchristjesus:

Kinda graphic but so accurate! This is what happen when we go against God’s order and design.
Wait, what is “God’s order and design” again? Jesus never said anything about plugs, to the best of my knowledge. 

Uh, if the two outy plugs are “gay marriage” (aka, two men), then isn’t the two inny plugs gay marriage between two women? Logic fail.

This is the gotdamned most ignorant pile of crap thing I have seen on my dash this day.

“This is what happens when we go against God’s design”, really???  First of all, to my knowledge human beings designed and invented plugs and plug sockets.  Second of all, if marriage is just about which genitalia fit into what holes, you’re the one who doesn’t get the sanctity of it you fucking clueless piece of shit.  Third of all, since we’re using plugs to describe our sex lives: fuck you.  You don’t tell me what kind of plug to put in my socket or what kind of adapters I use to do so.  I don’t go to your house and regulate how your plug sockets are configured; I’d expect the same courtesy from you, dickcheese.

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    Actually, the Dark Ages insult falls flat on it’s face. There were a lot of intellectuals during the “Dark Ages” who...
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    Because as soon as “gay marriage” is legal nationwide everyone will suddenly be married to the same gender regardless of...
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    The reason people are against gay marriage is because they’re just jealous that hot men are in love with hot men and...
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    Alea is the most correct I mean obviously people who believe this are still living in the Dark Ages. BECAUSE THEY AREN’T...
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    reblogging for danimia’s benefit
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    Plugs look totally different in germany
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    don’t you guys get it if gay marriage is legalized there will be no more plugs ever america will be plugless PLUGLESS
  25. another-vegan-feminist reblogged this from grrrlfever and added:
    hahaha so much of this picture doesn’t make sense xD Two outs = two men Two ins + a plug = threesome? ALL OF THIS IS...
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    Actually I agree with this picture, but because “gay marriage” shouldn’t exist. Gays getting married is not “gay...
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    I think what this is trying to say is that marriage can only be between two lesbians and society.
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    God visits tumblr a lot these days…
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    The future is threesomes. God has spoken.
  35. lilithlaquim reblogged this from ghostferry and added:
    So, society’s future is in vaginas? Or something? This doesn’t even make sense.
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    Noooooo, society’s future is penises, nooooo, oh god noooooo